I’m your MC and co-organizer Przemysław "Ski" Grzybowski, please don’t try to pronounce it or you’re going to choke on your own tongue. Some of you might know my alter ego - Captain JS from last year. This year my personality splits again and you’ll meet a whole different person on stage I’m a man of many passions ranging from surfing, snowboarding, rugby, playing the uke to working and fixing jet engines. Also if you don’t want me to shut up just ask me about Hawaii. I dare you ! Coming back to the conference everyone is here to fry your brains, I’m here to keep you guys entertained. Even though I have some sense of what programming is, it scares me, it makes no sense, it’s math and math has been invented by the devil, so you are all going to hell, but in the meantime we can at least learn something and have some laughs. If you're offended by what I wrote, then there is a special place for you down there ;)
The show must go on my darlings !